nicheMonkey - how to make $20,000 a month from Adsense!

Do google's recent adwords changes affect us?

2006-07-21T01:28:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nichemonkey has returned to his blog.

And today, the nichemonkey will expand a little on the turmoil currently gripping the adwords / adsense industry and explain why it doesn't affect YOU. But first - the niche of the day!

rocky dvd

with a www.nicheTaxi.com nichefactor above 35%, and over 12000 searches a month, this little beauty should be easy for you hominid jabronis to exploit. Even if you hate Sly Stallone and his surgically enhanced tits.

Right, time for the nichemonkey to explain about google's latest trick.

Essentially, the big G is trying to stop 'affiliate arbitrage'. This means people who buy adwords on google for products they don't own, sending the traffic to a page covered in adsense, or affiliate links. As long as the average cost of a click on google is less than the average click revenue these folks earn from their spam pages, they make money.

Google has decided to kill these parasites (:-) off by hiking thier minium bids, sometimes to as high as $10 a click. Does it affect niche site builders like us?

NO

We don't buy adwords. We MAKE money from Adsense. The people hit by google's change are most likely pro-web dudes, savvy in ways of milking the web. They will probably not be advertising on the 'content network' anyway, so we can't get our slimy little hands on their ad budgets anyway. So no worries! Keep making hay while the strudel shines, little humans!

The nichemonkey has spoken.

Metawebs revealed!

2006-07-06T03:32:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has returned to his blog.

With an interesting 'find' from out there on the web for all you hungry hominid niche builders. But fisrt, the niche of the day.

flight to san juan

this little beauty has a www.nichetaxi.com nichefactor of over 150%, over 21000 searches a month (multiply by 4 to include all search engines!) and loads of related keywords. Knock up a site fast with your free www.nichemillions.com account and watch the dollars come by fast!

Right. Back to metawebs. As you know, the nicheMonkey used to belong to metawebs, until he realized that he could get the same shit for free at www.nichemillions.com. Actually, BETTER shit. You can probably guess what his opinion of 'Nathan Anderson, SEO dude" is. Newbie raping son-of-a-bitch. HOWEVER, its encouraging to realize that the nicheMonkey is not alone on this. Apart from numerous slappings in almost every SEO forum for his cruel and cunning rip off of beginners hoping to make a little coin, Nathan 'Newbie Scammer' Anderson is now the target of his very own website - www.metawebs.net.

Here's a cut and paste from the site in case good ol' dude Nathan decides to call in the lawyers (again). And the nicheMonkey quotes:-

METAWEBS - A CROCK OF SHIT?

Lets get one thing straight - metawebs, good as it is, isn't worth $15,000. There is no way you could make money using metawebs with THAT ball and chain around your neck. But the idea is sound - generate lots of niche adsense sites and watch the income roll in. So how to get round the metawebs ludicrous price tag problem? Easy. www.nichemillions.com is a FREE metawebs clone. It does essentially the same job as metawebs, but leaves NO footprints for the search engines to find.

Footprints are probably the bane of every metawebs user's life. If a search engine identifies a site as a 'spam' site, it can then search thru its data base for 'similar' sites, and ban them all. Metawebs sites are fairly easy to identify - here's one right here.

http://www.forextrading4beginners.com/

If you look at the source code, you can probably see tons of hooks that a search engine could grab onto and use to 'footprint' all metawebs sites and ban them instantly. Unlike metawebs, the free metawebs clone from www.nichemillions.com has a zero sized footprint, so there is no such metawebs footprint problem. A www.nichemillions.com wouldn't be visible in this way.

Why would anyone pay $15,000 for metawebs when there is a free metawebs clone already available? No idea. Metawebs DOES generate money - it's just that with a $15,000 price tag, and a $500 monthly subscription, you can't make a PROFIT - all of it goes to the metawebs owner, self-agrandising 'SEO Dude' Nathan Anderson.

Are there any other alternatives to metawebs? Yes, lots. And they all are cheaper and do a better job (leave smaller footprints). Which is best? Obviously, www.nichemillions.com. It's FREE, and has a zero sized footprint, unlike Nathan Anderson's clunky old metawebs product, which is regularly criticized in forums for having such a gigantic easily traceable footprint.

So if you want to make money from adsense niche websites should you use metawebs? NO! Of course not! Sign up for the free metawebs clone www.nichemillions.com now - it's free, 5 times as fast as metawebs, and far easier to use!

The nicheMonkey has listened!

Get a free backlink from a PR 9 site

2006-06-09T07:00:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has come back to his blog.

And today, the nicheMonkey intends to show you jabroni scum how to get a free PR9 backlink from one of the world's most important sites. But first - the niche of the day!

chess computer game

This tasty little niche has a www.nicheTaxi.com nichefactor of almost 250% - yes, you read that right, TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY PERCENT. It gets about 2.5k searches a month, so quick - head over to www.nicheMillions.com and slap it up now.

Anyway, back to the topic of today's post. As the nicheMonkey has repeatedly tried to drum into your thick skulls, once you have created a niche site, you need to get it noticed by the search engines. If you have chosen a niche wisely (such as any niche recommended by the nicheMonkey in his blog), the onpage factors will then cause the search engines to push your niche website for you very strongly, and earn you oodles of adsense money so you can, like the nicheMonkey, sit around on your hairy botox and scratch your strudel all day.

If you don't perform this essential step, you'll earn nada zero zilch nothing nowt from it, no matter how great it is.

One of the best ways to get the attention of the search engines is to get 'backlinks' from other sites. The more important these other sites are, the more seriously the search engines will take your little niche, and the more adsense clicks you will get.

One of the most important sites in the world is ebay. But how on earth can you persuade a site as big and hairy as ebay to give your spammy little 'anti-balness-in-new-brigton' niche site a link back? Easy.

1. Open an account at ebay.
2. Put your niche site files up for sale with a ridiculous price tag, say 10p. Make it as unappealing as possible. Use the theme of the niche as your auction title.
3. Make sure you describe the site using it's theme, and include links to it in the sales patter.

That's it. The site files won't sell, obviously, so you will lose you 15p insertion fee, but won't be charged anything else. In return, you WILL get a free backlink from a monster of a site that will boost the rankings of your little niche baby. Hell, you might even get some real traffic. Beware you make it clear that you are not selling the domain name or hosting, just the nichemillions - generated site files, which are valuless to anyone except you! If anyone is dumb enough to buy them, ship them as PHP source code in an email and take the money then simply regenerate the site!

The nicheMonkey has spoken.

Creating subdomains for your niche sites

2006-06-02T02:39:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has returned to his blog.

And before all you jabronis start squealing 'where have you been', the nicheMonkey would like to point out that he has some interesting information for you about the art of using subdomains to host your niche adsense websites. But first, the niche of the day!

wedding reception idea

with a www.nichetaxi.com nichefactor of over 55% and in excess of 5242 searches a month, this plain jane of a niche can actually make you good money. Throw up a site fast using your www.nichemillions.com account and watch the moulah accumulate!

Anywhat, the nicheMonkey will now explain the good and bad points of subdomains for those cheapskate jabronis among you who resent even paying $9 for a 'real' domain.

What is a subdomain? In essence, anything 'above' the domain name. For example, if you own the domain 'strudel.com' then 'www.strudel.com' is a subdomain, 'mail.strudel.com' is a subdomain, and 'mysweatyjockstrap.strudel.com' is a subdomain.

Why are subdomains important? Because search engines treat them almost as seriously as the top level domain they are attached to. To the mighty Google, mysweatyjockstrap.strudel.com is potentially as important as www.strudel.com. Combined with this revelation is the fact that most decent hosting packages (including the nicheMonkey's Fave Hosting) allow you to create as many 'subbies' as you like, at no extra charge.

So lets evaluate the pros and cons of subdomain, jabronis.

FOR
* Subdomains are free. You can add thousands at no extra charge.
* You can get the exact string you want as a name, because you own the domain. You don't need to waste hours trying to find a vaguely suitable .com name.
* Because they are free, you don't need to track them. It makes no difference whether they 'perform' or not.

AGAINST
* Search engines may not like subbies as much as the standard www top level domain.
* You potentially expose a big bunch of your niches to enemy action. If you have a zero footprint system (like nichemillions.com for example), you just 'footprinted' yourself. Search engines can then ban an entire tranche of your sites in one go.

So there you have it, little humanoid waste bits. The choice, as they say, is yours. And for now,

the nicheMonkey has spoken.

How much money can I make with Adsense niche sites?

2006-05-29T01:59:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has returned to his blog.

The answer to the title of this post is 'not as much as the nicheMonkey'. More sensible answers, of course, must wait till after the niche of the day!

online computer course

While the nicheMonkey understands that a lot of you jabronis may very well need an online computer course, it doesn't change the fact that this niche has over 13,000 searches per month and a www.nichetaxi.com niche factor of over 73% making it a must-have in ANY niche hunter's pocket book.

Whatever. Back to the topic of the post - how much coin can you generate with simple no-maintenance instant niche adsense sites. Answer? Less than you might think OR more than you can imagine.

The nicheMonkey will try to explain to you poor little humans what that cunningly crafted phrase means, although seeing as most of you jabroni-types keep your brains in your strudel, he is probably wasting his time, and all you really want to hear is 'lots!'.

There are no guarantees in this business, and there is no reasoning with the mighty Google or lesser engines of search. Some of your niche adsense sites they will LOVE, some they will HATE. The ones they love will make some cash. The others will sit there sadly, like the spotty kid at the school disco, doing the niche equivalent of clutching a warm Coke and smiling desperately.

The ones that do make money, make it in direct proportion to (gasp! secrets! Not!) the amount of traffic they get, multiplied by the 'Click thru Rate' multiplied by the average 'Cost Per Click'.

The cost per click (or 'CPC' if you are some kind of jabroni-technonerdling) is the amount you get paid every time a surfer clicks on an adsense link. Advertisers set these amounts, and as we showed you last time, they can go way up into the multiple dollar range as they compete with rival advertisers on the Google network for 'top dog' slot in the ad listings. Hard to believe, isn't it, that anyone would pay YOU $10 for a single click thru to their site? Still, your job is to part these fools from their coin, and fast, because who knows how long this free money will last!

CPC allows you to calculate the 'CPM' which is adspeak for 'cost per thousand'. This is an equivalent figure to the old 'banner' days, when advertisers paid by the page impression. Strangely, calculating this figure will make you dance with joy, because adsense typically allows you to generate effective CPM rates not seen since the boom days of the late 90's.

Google will, of course, extract commission before paying you, and despite what you may have read on other lesser blogs, the nicheMonkey can reveal that it averages out at about 40% of the take for you. In other words, of the advertiser gets charged $100 by Google, you get $40 ish and change. If you have a particularly big site, doing multiple tens of thousands of pages a day, the mighty Google are prepared to negotiate a better rate with you, although seeing as all your sites will be disposable spammy niche sites, don't expect to ever see this happen to you.

The 'click thru rate' (or 'CTR) is how often someone clicks a google adsense ad on your site as a percentage of the number of page loads. For example, if you show a page 100 times, and an ad is clicked only once, your CTR is 1%. Less than one percent is normal. Over 2 percent is good. Over 5 percent is fantastic. Over 10 percent is suspicious, and will probably lead to you getting investigated by google.

So there you have it. Every page you display to a surfer has a chance of getting a click on an ad, which will have a value in hard cash to you. More traffic, better CTR and choosing ads with high paying values (though not TOO high!) mean more money for you. The nicheMonkey is personally aware of friends who have standard www.nicheMillions.com niche sites that do upwards of $50 a day EACH, although this is rare, and you should be happy with $2 or $3 per site per day. Still, knock out 200 of them, and woof! Big bucks! (or $600 a day to be precise :-)

Next time, we will probably have a look at subdomains versus domains, although of course, the nicheMonkey makes no promises to jabroni bottom-feeders.

The nicheMonkey has spoken.

High Paying Keyword Secrets

2006-05-24T03:50:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has returned to his blog.

And today the nicheMonkey would like to share with you strudel-scratching jabronis a short but useful tip regarding high paying keywords.

But first, roll the jungle drums, because it's niche of the day time!

advance cash online

This financially-themed keyphrase enjoys almost 18,000 searches a month, and a www.nichetaxi.com nichefactor of almost 50%, which is amazingly high for such a short cash-related topic.

Back to business. No doubt, as you busy little humans knock out niche site after niche site using your free www.nichemillions.com account, you sometime wonder whether advertising sponsors for 'crepe double gusset flannel underwear' really do spend any serious coin on your clicks.

The answer, of course, is usually no. Twenty cents here, 40 cents there, which is why you are poor, and the nicheMonkey is loaded. Because the nicheMonkey has a little secret way of finding high paying keyword phrases in order start his niche hunt. Once again, it's a feature on the www.nichetaxi.com website, so it's free. You can get it at nichetaxi.com high paying keywords because it's not generally available, although it probably will have to be after this post!

What you get when you go there is a single random high paying keyword selected magically from a regularly updated list of HUNDREDS of such beauties. Some of these words pay over $40 a CLICK!

Will any of them make a good niche? Of course not. You need to drill down to find a related keyphrase that 'Cabbie' can recommend . Still, it's an easy starting point, and if you are totally stuck for a niche idea of some sort, the nicheMonkey recommends you try it pronto. Now, if you will excuse him, the nicheMonkey has some mangos requiring his personal attention.

The nicheMonkey has spoken.

Get your niche site indexed FAST!

2006-05-23T00:25:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has returned to his blog.

As the title of this post suggest, the nicheMonkey is about to reveal to you jabronis a sneaky way to get your new niche site indexed by Google, MSN, Yahooooo et al real fast. But first - the niche of the day!

salon los angeles

When the nicheMonkey visits his pad in LA (Rodeo Drive, Bev Hills of course!) he likes to get a bit of a strudel-pamper from those highly trained and tragically underpaid salon hoochies. Which is interesting, because this niche gets over 15,000 searches a month and has a www.nichetaxi.com nichefactor of over 80%. You can use your www.nichemillions.com account to create a niche site for it in about 30 seconds. Expected revenue after 3 months? $100 a month, give or take.

Right, back to getting indexed fast. This sneaky trick has been around for a while but still works. Essentially, your site will get indexed fast if there is a link to it from a 'proper' site - preferably one with a high PR (if you don't know what PR is, the nicheMonkey thinks you are REALLY in the wrong game!). But how do you persuade a high PR site to link to your spammy little niche puppy?

Easy. Go to www.craigslist.com and add yourself a little classified ad. They are free, and as long as you use a real email account (to verify the ad) and mention San Fran in the copy a couple of times, it should run.

Craigslist.com is way high PR and gets indexed every day. Your free ad will run for 7 days, which should be enough to get google to notice and come-a-crawling.

Et voila. Indexia.

The nicheMonkey has spoken

Ultra High Paying Keywords

2006-05-19T01:35:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has come back to his blog.

Today, his simian greatness will share with you a list of keywords attracting bids of over $25 a click on Google. Yes, that's right. A single click on an ad for these sort of keywords will bring you TWENTY FIVE GREEN.

But first - a niche of the day for those humans too lazy to think of their own!

ironwork welding

strangely enough, there are plenty of peeps out there so keen on welding bits of old iron together that they constitute over 19,000 searches a month, and a www.nicheTaxi.com nichefactor of over 134%.

Buy a domain for it fast (how about 'www.ironwork-welding-class.info'?!) And knock the site up in 30 seconds for free at www.nicheMillions.com.

Now back to that strudel-straightening list of super keywords paying $25 a pop.

$97 domains yahoo
$79 domain name yahoo
$68 dc hair laser removal washington
$66 law lemon wisconsin
$51 hair removal washington dc
$41 domain registration yahoo
$40 benchmark lending
$38 domain yahoo
$37 yahoo web hosting
$37 hair laser removal virginia
$36 peritoneal mesothelioma
$36 ca lemon law
$34 best buy gift card
$31 adverse credit remortgage
$30 mesothelioma information
$29 law lemon ohio
$29 att call conference
$29 insurance medical temporary
$28 illinois law lemon
$28 mesothelioma symptoms
$28 angeles drug los rehab
$28 personal injury solicitor
$28 att go
$28 accident car florida lawyer
$27 google affiliate
$27 at t wireless
$26 100 home equity loan
$26 mcsa boot camp
$26 anti spam appliance
$26 adverse remortgage
$26 chicago hair laser removal
$25 att conference

Yowser! The nicheMonkey has NO idea what a 'lemon law' is, but of some sucker wants to give him $29 for a click from one of my nichemillions sites, he won't argue. How do you use this list? Simple. The amount on the left is the amount the advertiser is prepared to pay for a click on that keyword. You need to find a derivative keyphrase that you can build a niche website for and that will therefore attract these crazy advertisers.

How do you do that? Once again, simple. Go to www.nicheTaxi.com and enter the phrase. It won't be usable. But you can 'drill down' to better variations of it. Find one you like, and away you go.

The nicheMonkey has spoken.

A Coolio niche of the day

2006-05-17T00:57:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has returned to his blog.

It's already 28 degrees outside, and the pool is waiting, so the nicheMonkey can't be bothered to write anything today except to scratch his beautifully formed simian hindquarters and say - "Here, little humans. Have a fine free niche".

ultimate guitar tab

the nicheMonkey doesn't know what a 'guitar tab' is, and frankly doesnt care. All he cares about is that this fantastico niche has over 30,000 searches a month, and a www.nichetaxi.com nichefactor of nearly 200%.

Buy a suitable domain such as www.ultimateGuitarTabCenter.info (.infos are cheapo right now!) and throw up the site in 60 seconds using www.nicheMillions.com. Do a TINY bit of promotion, and this site will net you a CLEAR profit of up to $3 a day, no hassle involved. Doesn't sound like much, but that's over $1000 a year. And if you have 200 of 'em... :-) :-)

The nicheMonkey has spoken.

Better than the average niche generator

2006-05-15T04:58:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has come back to his blog.

Today, the nicheMonkey, intends to highlight the futility of using anything other than nicheMillions.com to generate your niche sites. But first, as always, the niche of the day.

vineyard photography

the nicheMonkey likes vineyards (or at least the products that come from them) and photography (as long as it's 'tasteful' ;-) so this niche, with a nichetxi.com nichefactor of over 180%, and 1700 searches a month creeps in. It may not be the best niche you will ever see, but hey, it's free.

So back to why using 'niche content maniac' or 'portal niche creator' or 'monstrous niche mangler' or even sad sack Nathan Anderson's "metawebs" product is a BAD IDEA

Apart from metawebs (or 'metadweeb' as it's legions of unhappy ex-users call it), the various niche generation systems you can build are mostly desktop applications. The nicheMonkey doesn't necessarily have a problem with that - after all, the old simian strudel has seen some happy times on the occassional desktop - but they introduce mucho boring problemos. Do you have this DLL? Does your operating system support XYZ? Do you mind downloading what are frankly amateur apps riddles with spyware onto your precious computer?

If the answer to the above is 'Hey, I'm a nutjob. I don't care. I'll download ANYTHING, me.' then there is one further question you must ask - is it worth the $97 / $297 / $15,000 it costs? No. Of course not. The nicheMonkey says price is relative, and if you can get a FREE METAWEBS CLONE system that does the same job better, faster, and more profitably, why in the name of Holy Susan's double gusset grey flannel underpants would you want to PAY for it? Yeah. the nicheMonkey KNEW you wouldn't have an answer to that, hominid.

Just to ram the point home (an activity the nicheMonkey usually confines to his magnificent strudel), let's examine the example of the hilariously overpriced (and overated) metawebs from Nathan 'SEO Dweeb' Anderson. This self-proclaimed 'famous' SEO expert, who likes to compare himself to such Internet Greats as John Reese, Cory Strudle etc, hired a bunch of contract programmers to knock up metawebs, which he now sells for $15,000 and $500 a month 'subscription'.

Anyone insane to pay this quickly finds out how impossible it is to 'make a fortune' with metawebs, because Nathan 'SEO Dupe' Anderson effecively taxes ALL the profit from you before you begin. With a $500 monthly charge, that means you'd need 40 or so metawebs niche sites up and running just to cover nathan Anderson's monthly subscription. Never mind about the $15,000 upfront fee, which would require you to publish another 150 or so sites, all running full-tilt in order just to cover your costs (excluding hosting, domain registration etc!).

And in fact, with a claimed '400 members' at $15,000 a pop each, 'Famous Internet sap Nathan Anderson' is pulling in $250,00 in interet alone, simply by being a fine bearded example of 'newbie abuse'. Add on his 400 x $500 'subscription (or 'idiot tax' as the nicheMonkey prefers to call it) and that's close to $500,000 in unearned income for the bearded clam, Anderson.

This is just ONE reason why the FREE nicheMillions.com system would beat the holy cowcrap out of Nathan Anderson's metawebs product even if other things were equal. Of course, they aren't equal. Metawebs sites leave gigantic sweaty footprints all over the web, and are routinely banned by Google and the other lesser search engines. nicheMillions.com sites are invisible to anti-spam measures, and rank higher than metawebs sites in any head to head. Don't believe the nicheMonkey? Here's a metawebs site for you to look (and laugh) at. It probably makes about 50 cents a day. It won't even cover the 'Anderson Tax' poor sad metaweb members have to pay! The nicheMonkey SCOFFS at metawebs!

lamer metawebs site

All that remains to say is - nichemillions is FREE, outperforms metawebs, and is far more profitable. Why the hell wouldn't ya?

The nicheMonkey has spoken

Bite me, wiseguy

2006-05-13T01:53:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has come back to his blog.

And today, instead of educating you jabronis on yet another ultra-important aspect of making easy money online with niche websites, the nicheMonkey has decided simply to drop another 'niche of the day' on you, because he is far too busy enjoying the early summer mediterranean sunshine around his villa to do anything difficult, like try to ram salient facts thru your assless chaps.

tooth whitening chicago

And let's face it, those 'windy city' peeps certainly need some whitening, what with all the black coffee and deep pan pepperoni pizza they eat. The phrase gets over 14,000 searches and has a www.nichetaxi.com nichefactor of over 14% which isn't gigantonormous, but is still 5 flags high, and enough to make you a 1000% return on your money over a year if you buy a domain for less than $9.

Anyhoo, whatever.

The nicheMonkey has spoken.

A HOST of things you need to know

2006-05-11T01:43:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has returned to his blog.

And today, as he sips a glass of chilled Bollinger '90 for breakfast, and surveys the acres of well tended lawn that comprise his current domain, the nicheMonkey will explain about hosting. But first, the niche of the day!

ashlee simpson concert ticket

with a www.nichetaxi.com nichefactor of over 300%, and almost 30,000 searches per month, you can make a PILE by betting on the big nosed bird. True, she may be a moose, but the nicheMonkey plays no faves in the strudel stakes. Knock her up a niche and watch the cents roll in!

Lordy Lordy Lordy. Back to website hosting, and why it's CRUCIAL in your hunt for coin in the Adsense jungle. Primarily jabronis need to keep costs down. Obviously. BUT, you don't want to suffer the downsides that usually come with cheap hosting. Additionally, you need PHP support, because your www.nicheMillions.com niche sites run on it.

Now the nicheMonkey is feeling ultra generous this morning, so here's a clue:- if you pay by the domain, you will NEVER make any money!

What you need is a host that will allow you to host as many websites as you like in your account, with NO EXTRA charge for each website, and preferably a web based control panel and the ability to pay by paypal. BTW, by 'website' we mean a complete domain, such as 'www.mybigstrudel.com', NOT a 'sub domain' such as 'domain2.my maindomain.com'

the nicheMonkey understands that hominid jabronis such as yourselves will have intense and painful times trying to fulfill all these prerequisite that are essential if you are to make any money from the adsense niche market, so he will do you all a BIG favour.

For $10 a month, this place has it all.

The nicheMonkey has spoken.

A niche of the day worth $120 a month

2006-05-10T01:28:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has returned to his blog.

Despite giving you human type jabronis plenty of strudeliffic knowledge designed to help you make money, the nicheMonkey suspects that there are those among you who still need spoon feeding with big yellow dollops of premashed banana.

To this end, the nicheMonkey, is happy to announce a free niche website of the day for you, calculated to be worth in the region of $120 a month for the lucky hominid fast enough to capitalize on it.

boat repair equipment

With a www.nichetaxi.com nichefactor of over 175%, almost 30k searches a month and way over the normal amounts of sponsors, this niche is a beauty for knocking up with your www.nicheMillions.com account. And to top it off, it's an interesting niche - boat repair equipment is a subject dear to the heart of the nicheMonkey as he gazes lovingly at his 80 foot Sunseeker moored in the local harbor. The nicheMonkey would invite you all on board for a niche-tastic cocktail, but the neighbors aint too fond of humans. Maybe you should buy your own yacht with the profits you make in a single year from 200 niche websites.

The nicheMonkey has spoken.

Create a niche site in SECONDS, totally FREE

2006-05-09T02:05:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has returned to his blog.

And today, his apewise greatness has decided to reveal to you lower lifeforms the BIG secret to making money from adsense niche websites. But first, as usual, the nicheMonkey's freebie - the niche of the day:-

used car tampa

With a nichetaxi.com nichefactor of over 800%, this little baby needs a website fast. Throw one up, little humans, and watch the 75 cent clicks roll in!

Anyway, jabronis, back to the big mystery. The basis of ALL the nicheMonkey's fabulous wealth, and the web's best kept secret.

www.nichemillions.com

But what is this nichemillions thing, the nicheMonkey hears you cry? It's a FREE (and free is good!) website that allows you to generate an adsense based niche website on any topic you like, in about 60 seconds. Technically, nichemillions.com is a metawebs clone (for those of you who have never heard of metawebs, it's a niche generation system that costs $15,000 and another $495 a month subscription). Nichemillions does everything the metawebs system does, but BETTER.

Add in the fact that it's FREE, and you have the final leg in the secret of generating hugely profitable niche websites. How does it work? You log in, click the 'create new site' button, enter the domain name and the keywords you have already accumulated from nichetaxi.com, and click the button to generate the site. Miraculously, the nicheMonkey has watched many times as this amazing niche generator seamlessly FTP's his new site over to his host where it begins to make money, pronto.

The reason WHY nichemillions is free is revealed on the site itself, so the nicheMonkey won't spoil the fun, except to say if you have any kind of strudel, get over there now.

UPDATE:- the nicheMonkey has been informed that nichemillions.com has closed its doors to new members, which is sad, although there is a contact form where you can specify exactly why you think the jabronis running the site should make a special exception and let YOU in! Be witty, be wise, think of a good reason. If you can't do that, beg.

The nicheMonkey has spoken.

Nichely Fine Keywordia

2006-05-08T06:46:00.000-07:00

Finally, the NicheMonkey has come back to his blog.

The bleating of underwaged jaboni wannabees has touched the NicheMonkey's simian bloodpump, and he has therefore decided to reveal exclusively how you too can get the all info you need to build a megaprofitable niche website without spending a single hairy cent from your gobstopper-infested lint-encrusted pockets.

But first, of course, the NicheMonkey has once again, in his tree-hanging greatness, decided to drop a mega-niche idea on you jabroni thirdbrains so you can make some coin pronto.

orlando vacation property

has a nichetaxi.com nichefactor of over 300%, and gets nearly 3000 searches a month. Throw up a site for it and reap the wild mambo, jabronis.

But wait - there it is again! nichetaxi.com! Or should that be www.nichetaxi.com??? Whatever. It's THE place to find your profitable niches. The NicheMonkey likes to spend a good 30 minutes a day there, in the morning while it's cool and quiet, and all the jabroni niche-wannabees (like 'Nathan Anderson', selfstyled 'SEO dude') are busy working cleaning pools or whatever the hell it is they do to keep a little thatch over their balding pates.

Go there now. Enter any old poop (such as ... 'mortgages') and hit the button. Cabbie (the monkeylichious strudel-stiffener behind nichetaxi.com) will tell you what a crap niche you have just discovered, but do not despair - 'drill down' by clicking on one of the suggestions below it. You will still probably get a spanking from the hot blonde, but keep on drilling down and voila - like magic, you will have found a niche almost as good as the ones the NicheMonkey gives away for free. And below it, a list of 'keyphrases' you can cut and paste in order to generate pages of niche-tasty adsense-earning website content.

And THAT'S how you find a niche for a website. You will probably need to read the above at least 10 times, sad little humans that you are, even though the NicheMonkey has tried to make it simple enough so even a gecko could get it. Next time, we will look at how you take the list of keywords from nichetaxi.com and turn them into a fully functional niche website in about 60 seconds, at ZERO cost.

But for now, the NicheMonkey has spoken.

Hands off the nicheMonkey's Privates!

2006-05-04T05:10:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has come back to his blog.

before he reveals to you jabroni wannabees the truth about domain privacy, the nicheMonkey would like to give you free and gratis, the niche of the day.

luggage accessory

With over 10,000 searches a month, this mundane little niche has a nichetaxi.com nichefactor of more than 40%, making it a way cool money spinner for anyone fast enough to go exploit it.

Anyhoo, back to domains and privacy. The nicheMonkey is EXTREMELY jealous of his privacy. If you possessed a strudel of such immense proportions, and a wallet stuffed to bursting with gigantic bills, you'd want to keep your head down too (except in clubs, but that's another story). The nicheMonkey does not like people 'looking him up' on the web, and tying him to particular domains. There is also a very good technical reason why you do not want people being able to detect that you own a particular domain. The mighty google, and lesser engines of search, like to try and spot 'spam' websites by looking at the registrant details. If they determine that YOU have created a spam site, they want to know what your other sites are, so they can ban ALL your underhanded efforts in one mighty swoop.

If you do not believe this can be done, go to www.alexa.com and search for any one of your current sites. Down the left hand side you will see... a list of your other sites, sucker. If the forces of evil know what sites you own, they can not only ban one of your sites, they can ban YOU, and ALL of your sites in one go.

It is for this reason that the nicheMonkey mostly takes a 'private registration' when he buys a domain. For a couple of bucks a year, the nicheMonkey hides the fact he owns a domain from nosey parker jabronis.

If you are a shitweasel cheapo penny pincher, you can simply give a fake name and address when you register. This works just as well, although there is the slight possibility the domain registrar may take the domain off you if this is discovered (the nicheMonkey points out that such behaviour is against the terms and conditions you agree to when you buy a domain, Mr M. Mouse). Like you care (if you are buying domains for niches - 'www.luggage-accessory-for-you.com has no resale value!).

Next time we will look at how you assemble the info you need to auto generate a mega-profitable niche site in zero time, but for now,

the nicheMonkey has spoken.

Welcome to my Domain

2006-05-02T02:00:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has come back to his blog.

After a nice long weekend sitting by the pool, drinking pinas and counting his cash, the nicheMonkey has reluctantly turned his top of the range Apple G5 back on and resumed helping all you jabronis make a little coin. Today we will talk about domains. But first, the niche of the day

sweepstake online

This little baby gets over 12,000 searches a month, and has loads of advertisers and little competition in the search engines, giving it a nichetaxi.com niche factor of over 30%.

Buying domains. the nicheMonkey spills his guts. Never worry about domain names. You don't need a 'good' name. It can be 40 characters long and it doesn't make any difference. You ain't gonna be selling it next year for a million, sucker. In fact you will probably have dropped it in a year's time. What is important is that you get your keywords into the domain name itself.

For example - say you want to chase today's niche of the day. Well woopeefookindoo. You won't get sweepstakeonline.com. You won't get sweepstake-online.com either. But you might get my-sweepstakeonline.com. Or monkeysweepstakeonline.com.

Just use a little imagination.

The nicheMonkey will now tell you why it's important to get the keywords in your domain name. BECAUSE TO A SEARCH ENGINE, a page includes the url. You already have your keywords in the page at least once, and in a significant spot, for EVERY page on your site, jabroni. And if THAT doesn't make your strudel stiffen, nothing will.

I always buy at www.nichemojo.com - less than $9 a pop, and ALL they do is niche domains, no stoopid email extras or 'shitebuilder' nonsense.

Next, we will look at domain privacy, but for now,

the nicheMonkey has spoken.

Find a profitable niche fast, sucker

2006-04-28T02:34:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has returned to his blog.

the nicheMonkey thanks all his adoring fans for their praise and must now unfortunately turn off comments, as you jabronis can't write for shit, and you make the nicheMonkey's blog look like a school playground with your desperate begging for help. the nicheMonkey WILL help all you strudel-less mumbos, but in his own way. Here, for example, is a superb niche you can exploit today:-

cake decorating idea

the nicheMonkey admits that it is yet another cheesy girl-flavoured niche, but with a nichetaxi.com nichefactor of over 60%, you WILL make money from taking this niche.

Anyway, enough of the free niches already. Here's the ring-banging secret to finding those niches in the first place (if the nicheMonkey shows you how, you can find them yourself, jabroni, and stop bothering the great simian. As they say, "give a humanoid a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give him a fishing rod, and you won't see him again till the bars close").

A profitable niche has lots of people looking for whatever the topic is ("cake decorating idea" has about 24,000 searches per month on the web!), and not much competition in the search engines. Oh, and a good niche also has lots of advertisers keen to throw money at it (or how will YOU make any cash, dummy?). So basically, you need to think of a search phrase that has a lot of searches. How do you do this? Easy. you can try overture, or wordtracker, or any other of the expensive and unreliable jabroni datapimps. OR... you can simply head over to www.nichetaxi.com and start typing.

Look for niches that have 5 flags from 'Cabbie'. Anything over 20% is a good niche. If you find one over 100%, try and buy a domain for it pronto. If you throw up a niche site specialising in this phrase, the search engines may index it and rank it highly for that phrase. Then people will find your site. And when they do, they click on the Adsense ads, making YOU money!

Oh yeah, domains. All registrars are NOT born equal. the nicheMonkey will explain where and how to buy a domain later. For now,

the nicheMonkey has spoken.

The niche Jungle a.k.a Content Network

2006-04-27T01:51:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has come back to his blog.

Today the nicheMonkey promised to explain nice and simply to all you undersized beta-male apes what exactly is the mighty Google's "Content Network"

But first, the simian niche of the day is free sewing pattern a well girly niche that nevertheless commands a niche factor of almost 50% on nichetaxi.com and will thus be able to dominate fast, even if you are a hairless humanoid.

The mighty Google's content network is a bunch of jabroni sites who are so desperate for cash that they will prostitute themselves to the evil fetishistic whims of the denizens of the Googleplex. They have no other way of making money, so they allow the mighty Google to place ads on their sites (usually text ads) that are somehow 'relevant' to the content of the page on which they are embedded. These hos make from zero to $20,000 a month, as does the nicheMonkey, who is actually the mighty Google's big swinging strudel.

Is it difficult to become part of the content network? Not really. The nicheMonkey spills his huge mango-filled gut on the topic. First, you need an adsense account. Sign up at google.com/adsense. You will need a site to 'show' the jabroni googlescumbos who will approve or deny your request to join the ranks of the mighty Google's "working Girls". The nicheMonkey warns you not to worry if you have no suitable site. Just pick one at random that looks like a 'real' site, and doesn't already have Adsense plastered all over it, and apply using a hotmail email account.

Once approved, you can grab a little bit of javascript from the mighty Google that you plug in to your websites, and ooh-ooh-ooh-aah-aah-aah monkey bath - you are making money. Everytime some jabroni visitor to your hallowed webshrine clicks on one of these text ads, you make a few cents.

The nicheMonkey hears you squeal disappointedly 'a few cents???'. That's right. But multiply by (e.g.) 200 sites, and whammo, you have enough to buy the nicheMonkey a nice new tree in the better regions of the forest, away from all the chimps and orangs. Not that the nicheMonkey is prejudiced, of course, but chimps are just so chav, and as for utangs - ORANGE for f*x sake.

The nicheMonkey has spoken

Tell me more of this earth thing called 'Adsense'

2006-04-26T01:38:00.000-07:00

Finally, the nicheMonkey has returned to his blog.

And today, the nicheMonkey is of a mindset to help you lamebrains understand about Adsense, and the wondertastic revenue earning potentials it represents.

But first, what is the nicheMonkey's niche of the day? humming bird feeder with a nichetaxi.com niche factor of over 35%. Buy the domain, stick it up on a cheap host, make 1000% return on your investment for a year. The nicheMonkey has spoken.

Now before you jabroni scumbaggers lose the plot, what is adsense?. Who cares, the nicheMonkey hears your tiny human voice boxes sqwark. Well the nicheMonkey thinks you SHOULD care, because adsense is basically free money for anyone who can push a couple of buttons. Here's the nicheMonkey's definition of adsense.

The mighty Google (although not, of course, as mighty as the nicheMonkey) currently dominates webspace for searches of all zoological and botanical and even mineral types. The mighty Google is slipping in this position, but the nicheMonkey still confidently predicts that they shall dominate the web search arena for years to come. Companies of all shapes and sizes want to advertise on the mighty Google, because it is so mighty. The mighty Google becomes the shitey Google, and tells said advertisers 'sure, you can advertise on us, but you have to pay us every time someone clicks on your ad. Just a few cents, or a dime or two'. The advertisers, being halfwits, and having nothing better to do with the bosses money say 'Ok'.

The mighty Google then pulls a fast one, slapping the said advertiser's little text ad up not only on the mighty Google home page itself, but on something called the 'content network'. The advertiser gets charged a HUGE fee at the end of the month, and the mighty Google passes 40% or so on to the websites that comprise the 'content network'.

In other words, what the nicheMonkey is saying is the mighty Google finds advertisers, you let them stick an ad on your site, and once a month the mighty google send you a big fat check. Yummy.

Next we will discuss how the content network runs, and how YOU get on to it quick before all the advertisers go bust from clickfraud or blogrot.

the nicheMonkey has spoken.

nicheMonkey logo unleashed

2006-04-25T04:37:00.000-07:00

Finally the nicheMonkey has come back to the blog.

In his absense, those awfully nice humanoids at metawebs have given him a logo (trademarked, of course), and some space on their server to host it. All bow down and worship the glory that is the new nicheMonkey logo.

Before the nicheMonkey starts spilling his guts on the subject of making easy money online, here's a tip for you worshippers that already know how to make niche websites:-

the niche for the day is...

volkswagen salt lake city

with a nichetaxi.com nichefactor of over 1000%, the nicheMonkey is laying it down for you monosyllibicallistically - this niche rocks.

the nicheMonkey decides to tell all

2006-04-25T03:25:00.000-07:00

Finally the nicheMonkey has come back to the blog.

It's 1 year to the day since the nicheMonkey created his first niche site, as a semi-desperate attempt to make enough cash to buy a house in the stinking overpriced hovel that is Britannia. The nicheMonkey now has over 180 niche sites, and his gross take for the year is just over $247,500. Total outlay - $1900 and about 100 hours of a simian's life. Not a bad deal, really. In fact, such a superb deal that the nicheMonkey feels obliged to bang on about it to anyone who will listen.

Is the nicheMonkey scared he might 'kill the golden goose'? NO! The nichemonkey isn't scared of ANYTHING! There is PLENTY of room in the incredible treasure trove called Google advertiser spending that the nicheMonkey detects ZERO danger in explaining exactly how to spank Google and her lame advertisers far into the ape-ruled future.

So pin back your fur-lined ears, and find out how easy it is to make TONS of cash from niche websites and adsense.

Oh, by the way, you DON'T have to pay thousands to some 'guru' or buy some lame course from a 'Rich Jerk', you just need a few simple free tools and a little elbow grease.

The nicheMonkey has spoken. Hang on every word, hominids, because the nicheMonkey never repeats (except after a heavy dinner of bananas and rice beer)